Things That Can Be Done in a Decade

Go to Beauty School (and no, not be a beauty school drop-out)
Move out of your parents house
Go to a Community College
Get a job at SuperCuts
Get 4 Tattoos
See 260 movies
See your first half a turkey
Get your tongue pierced
Drink 3,600 Raspberry Mochas
Try to grow your hair out 30 times
Work on 2 movie sets
Take your sister to get her 1st tattoo

Get your haircut 60 times
Color your hair and get low lights 65 times
Get 40 Mani-Pedi's
Read Moby Dick twice, find at least 3 metaphors surrounding the whale, Ishmael and his first supper.
Get plugs
Quit SuperCuts
Move back in with your parents
Get a job at GreatClips (for way more money)
Lose 130 pounds
Move out of your parents house
Get in a fight with your best friend
Buy 100 purses
Renew your Drivers License twice
Finally talk to your best friend after 2 years
Tell your favorite joke 1,000 times (and laugh every time)
Move into your sisters garage (now craft room)
Buy 2o high heels and 10 flip-flops
See Jaws on the big screen
Get married

Get your first ticket
Have a kid

Get your nose pierced 3 times
Perfect the ultimate Lane Cake
Watch Jaws 1,001 times (hands-down, the best movie ever made!)
Read The Brothers 5 times
Fall in love with Pound, Dickenson and Kerouac
Oh yeah...

...and a minor in English.