Sunday, June 15, 2008

The Perfect Husband


In attempt to convert the office into a nursery, I stumbled upon several portfolios from junior high. As a student then and as someone who has her degree in Liberal Studies, a minor in English and several little AA's, I still have no clue as to why teachers insist on forcing students to put together these portfolios. Especially since the quality of work is not taught, reinforced and expected upon!
However, as I sat on the couch with my feet up, I found in a portfolio I did when I was twelve, a short paper (if you can call it that!) entitled, 'The Perfect Husband'. I must admit that as I was reading it, the pregnancy hormones hit in full force and I quickly found myself both crying and laughing at the same time. I wanted to share this paper and have decided to reveal it in its full, unabashed glory, with horrid grammar and abundant misspellings.

The Perfect Husband

the following are things that I would like and hopefully get in a husband wicth is unlikly but it wouldnt hurt to try.

the perfiect husband would have to be romantic so he could sweep me of my feet.
caring because every body needs caring,

inthusiastic because if nobody was inthusiastic the wourld would be boring,
Loving because every baody needs loving,

Kind because i need some one to be kind to me,
genrues because he could give to the underprivalidged.

good sence of hummer because when I come home frome a heard day of work, he could make me laught,
outgoing because I'm outgoing.

Smart because I could learn frome him and he could learn frome me
He would have to be clean because if he was dirty it would be a turn off.

Butiful not inner but outer,
organized because he would have to keep things neat.

he would have to be good at basket ball so we could play together,
foot ball so I could watch, and Base ball so I could watch.

and in conclusion,
my husband would have to be like me.


All I can really say in response to that is, God is good. He made for me a most special, amazing, loving and caring husband (he's super hot too!). Even when I am not those things to him, he is patient with me. Isn't God sovereign? He knew what kind of man I needed, even before I was formed!
God is good.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I love you!
*blush*